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disorder:

why do some couples make their statuses as ‘single’ after every fight? I don’t put ‘orphan’ after every argument with my mum

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overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

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I told her to go find a toy and she brought me a leaf. 

I told her to go find a toy and she brought me a leaf. 

(Source: ellie-the-smiling-samoyed, via es-cap-ing)

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burgrs:

I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong

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pinkissassy:

✖️BB✖️

pinkissassy:

✖️BB✖️

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tiger-tropic:

Follow tiger-tropic for more like this ✌❁☯

tiger-tropic:

Follow tiger-tropic for more like this ✌❁☯

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